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Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Farms Harvested:	940	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1917	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Dragon Eggs Found:	1359	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension Hops:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Animals Bred:	155	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1594	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1938	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ores Mined:	1690
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	2202
Animals Bred:	116	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6738	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4410	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!