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Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	212	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	208	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8218	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	5563	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	925	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3427
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6155	Star Shards Collected:	72

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!