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UnisexNationCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6286	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying in-laws getting in your way!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. Who needs baby name drama when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

Forget about all the Skyler’s of the world who can’t handle a little gender bending in their names. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a tough warrior named Riley or a mystical wizard named Wren.

So come on over and leave the baby name debates behind. We promise you won’t find any entitled BILs here, just a community of gamers ready to have a laugh and enjoy some epic Minecraft fun!

CompliMehCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only give out weak compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only give out the most EPIC compliments like “your pixel art is so amazing, it made me cry diamonds” or “your redstone skills are so on point, even Herobrine is jealous!” Join us for a wild ride of insane compliments and outrageous adventures! Who needs boring old compliments when you can have compliments that will make you feel like the ultimate Minecraft champion?! Join now and prepare to be showered with compliments that will make your blocky heart sing!

MineCraftSocialite

attention seeking, digital communication, digital identity, digital presence, emotional impact, MineCraftSocialite, online behavior, online sharing, oversharing, personal events, personal privacy, self worth, sharing, Significance, social comparison, Social Interaction, social media, social validation, social-networking, VISIBILITY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27

haha u ever feel like u just a lil pixel in the big ol’ minecraft world? well, not on this server! we make u feel like the biggest, baddest block in town. join us and u’ll be sharing more than just ur personal events, u’ll be sharing ur diamond loot and epic builds with all ur new friends. forget feeling invisible, on this server u’ll be the star of the show, baby! come join the fun and let’s build some crazy memories together. who needs social media when u got a whole minecraft world to conquer? let’s get blocky, y’all!

BlockBeats: Share, Listen, Craft!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Towns Built:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

so like, you ever wanna listen to music with ur pals while playing minecraft? well, dis server got u covered! we got all da jams u could ever want, from classical to dubstep to polka. and get dis, listening to music together makes u a better person! yea, dat’s right. u join dis server, u gonna be helpin out old ladies cross da street in no time. plus, ur memory gonna be top notch. u gonna remember every block u placed, every creeper u blew up. so come on down and join da fun, where da tunes never stop and da good vibes are always flowin.

SmokedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Farms Harvested:	979
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is filled with players who have the creativity of Picasso and the strategic skills of Sun Tzu. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Aki’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is upside down and pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you kill them. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti.

But that’s not all! Our server is run by none other than Aki, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. Rumor has it that Aki can build a castle in under 5 minutes and has a pet llama that can do the floss dance.

So come join us on our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love Aki?

CousinClashCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, CousinClashCraft, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Decision making, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Family Values, intervention, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, young love

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Star Shards Collected:	227
Ores Mined:	3096	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where proposing at a birthday party is the norm and where getting married young is the key to success!

We have players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of family members to interact with. Plus, we have a special feature where you can steal stumps and run around yelling about it – just like Jane! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you have some undiagnosed mental condition, we embrace all types here.

Join now and be part of a community where sticking your nose in other people’s business is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knows, you might even end up destroying a relationship or two – all in good fun, of course. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server!

BlockPartyEU

BlockPartyEU, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, elections, EU, Europe, european union, far right, future generations, nationalism, political ideologies, political landscape, political parties, Politics, populist, right wing, Social Issues, voter turnout, Voting, young people, youth activism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to be da ruler of europe? well, dis server is ur chance, bro! all da cool kids r joinin cuz we got da best parties and da sickest builds. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns pooping rainbows. u wanna be da king or queen of dis land? den join us and show dem oldies who’s boss. plus, we got free pizza every friday night. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join da fun and be da coolest kid in europe.

UniverseScratchers

Communication, Connections, Deep Conversations, Depth, discovering new layers, diving beneath the surface, Empathy, ENCOUNTERS, enriching experiences, Exploration, getting to know others, human complexity, Individuality, Meaningful connections, personal growth, relationships, social interactions, Understanding, unique perspectives, universe of experiences, UniverseScratchers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where every player is a wild adventure waiting to happen! we got players with stories crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes! another player tamed a whole army of creepers and used them to take over a village!

if you join our server, you’ll be entering a world where the only limit is your imagination! build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a dragon, or create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure! the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft server adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!