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  • Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World

    Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1674
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.

    But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?

    White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

    Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8659
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Alien Abductions: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

    BanBlockz Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3757
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

    So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveOrNah?

    BlockyLoveOrNah?
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6682
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Votes: 9614 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

    CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4323
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

    Lula’s Crazy Craft Land
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4458
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Ores Mined: 6701 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

    But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

    MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 492
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

    And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

    So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

    PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 1385
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Gods Slained: 0

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    You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 414
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 6506
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

    DragonBallSMPSuperCraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8952
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Crops Grown: 5916
    Farms Harvested: 751 Chimeras Created: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

    Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PanicCraft Minecraft Server

    PanicCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 860
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 190 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

    Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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