Coal Plow MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Realm Adventure 1.21.2

Female Protagonist, mystic, Realm, Gender Roles, 1.21.2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy anime battle royale! Imagine all the shojo characters getting wrecked by giant cocks – it’s pure madness!

We’ve got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. Plus, the world is filled with wacky surprises and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles – you’ll be facing off against insane creatures that will test your skills to the max.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – things are about to get seriously weird!

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PuppyPaybackCraft

pet ownership, dog adoption, pet neglect, pet abandonment, pet ownership rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unexpected responsibilities, just like taking care of your ex-girlfriend’s dog, Max! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your ex found out you rehomed Max for $500!

Explore our server and meet new friends who understand the importance of setting boundaries and taking charge of your own life. Build your own virtual dog shelter and show the world that you can make tough decisions, just like rehoming Max to a loving new owner.

Don’t worry about being called a “psycho” or a “monster” by your ex and mutual friends, because on our server, we celebrate bold moves and standing up for yourself. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together, just like the moment you decided to sell Max for some extra cash!

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NormieWeirdo Minecraft SMP

norms, weird, odd, Accepted, peculiar

Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. Like, the owner is a unicorn who farts rainbows and the admins are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.

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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

lack of respect, unrealistic expectations, lack of effort, Communication, Insecurity

Are you tired of your significant other spending more time with their phone than with you? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.

Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?

Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.

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Creeper Cannibal Resort

rescue operation, mining accident, emergency response, harrowing ordeal, ISOLATED

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

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Ethereal SMP

Discord, Semivanilla, bedrock, Teams, money system
Ethereal SMP Server Overview
Server Name Ethereal SMP

Features

RTP

/sit, /spin and more!

Teams system

Money system (diamonds = $100)

Custom advancements

Discord Join the Discord

IP Address play.etherealsmp.net
FAQs

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every year.

Q: Can I create my own team on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.

Q: How does the money system work?

A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!

Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.
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Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

School, lunch, peanut, BUTTER, Bread

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! It’s like a freakin’ circus in here, but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So you can mine them and then eat them, it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory up in here. Plus, the zombies drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, so you can have a dance party while defending your base. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

weekend rest, Minecraft, weekend leisure, weekend activities, WeekendWarrior

OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.

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Blockageddon

confronting mortality, survival instinct, life flashing before my eyes, staring death in the face, life-altering moment

Have you ever been mining deep in the caves of Minecraft, only to realize you’ve run out of torches and the only light source you have left is a glowing creeper staring you down? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” rank that allows you to communicate with these explosive little guys and convince them to become your personal bodyguards!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).

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GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

natural fertilization, Revive, melting glaciers, animal conservation, ecological balance

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

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Server Name	Ethereal SMP
Features	RTP /sit, /spin and more! Teams system Money system (diamonds = $100) Custom advancements
Discord	Join the Discord
IP Address	play.etherealsmp.net

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Ethereal SMP Server Overview

FAQs

Q: How often does the server reset?

Q: Can I create my own team on the server?

Q: How does the money system work?

Q: Are there custom advancements on the server?