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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	3092
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	875	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3416	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7344

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2479	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!