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Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	4219	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	1765
Crops Grown:	5483	Buildings Constructed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Magic Items Found:	4028	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5643
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	430336
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yOu gUyS, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr, iT’s LiT aF! LiKe, tHeRe’S sO mAnY gUnS aNd AmMo, iT’s LiKe a WaR zOnE! yOu CaN bUiLd yOuR oWn aRmY aNd CoNqUeR tHe WoRlD! pLuS, wE hAvE cRaZy MiNiGaMeS lIkE hIdE aNd sEeK wHeRe yOu HaVe To FiNd ThE gUnS bEfOrE yOu GeT bLaStEd! aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd oN tHe CrAzY sToRiEs aBoUt tHe DiSaPpEaRiNg DiAmOnDs aNd ThE zOmBiE aPoCaLyPsE tHaT hApPeNeD lAsT wEeK! sO jOiN nOw aNd lEt’S gO cRaFt SoMe MaYhEm!

Crop Rotation Craft

agricultural research, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, bacterial communities, Craft, crop, crop rotation, Environmental Science, Farming, microbial diversity, microbiology, plant roots, plant-microbe interactions, preceding, root-associated bacteria, Rotation, selection process., soil health, soil microbiome, study, sustainable practices, Systems, wheat

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, have you ever thought about how wheat root-associated bacterial communities are, like, totally influenced by crop rotation systems? well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level!

join us and witness the epic battle between the corn-loving bacteria and the potato enthusiasts. watch as the carrot crew teams up with the radish rebels to take down the evil broccoli brigade. it’s a root vegetable showdown like you’ve never seen before!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary pumpkin king, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or stem, in this case). will you join forces with him and his army of squash soldiers, or will you dare to challenge his pumpkin-y reign?

so come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of wheat root-associated bacterial communities like never before. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!