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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ores Mined:	3187	Mines Excavated:	3988
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	4628
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Dragon Eggs Found:	643
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Players Killed by Monsters:	5867
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Emeralds Found:	1391	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	1446
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	4150
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!