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BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4981

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mines Excavated:	2223	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	503278	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

arousal, collide, confession, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cum, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, Intimacy, Jewels, JEWESS, Nightly, Obsession, Political, Politics, Provocative, Religion, secret, Sleep, stereotype, taboo, Thoughts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2937	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

bailing, banned, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, courage, CREEPERS, decision, desire, FANTASY, fear, Griefing, hesitation, HonestCraft, Honesty, Intimacy, Invitation, relationships, room, self reflection, temptation, Threesome, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2319	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9276	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	1516
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!