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ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

Army, ArmyCraft, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military buildup, military service, military strength, military training, MILLION, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, south korea, STRONG, Tensions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

3b2t, Complete Anarchy, Existence, Minecraft, Never Resets, No bans, No Rules, PvP, Server, wipe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Votes:	3223
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	168

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3731	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

Anurag, ANZ, ANZ live, ANZ product keynote, ANZ staff, chainlink, Chainlink hire, Chainlink product keynote, Departure, departure of Kemal, favourite, GigaChad, gigachad Kemal, KEMAL, live in prod, Minecraft, new hire, player, product keynote, Seething, smp, Staff, staff departure

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1908	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Items Found:	2584

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)