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RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5126	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	253
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Star Shards Collected:	196	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	1720	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, LMAOcraft, meme, Minecraft, prank, reaction, Ridiculous, Server, social media, viral, Who did this

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	809383	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, golden advice, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, received advice, sage advice, Server, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	6458
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crops Grown:	5606

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!