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HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	227733	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Farms Harvested:	813	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	159
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!