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CraftyConflictMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8476	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5436
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	6047	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	782716
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4737	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!