ClownWorld Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Potions Brewed:	157	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	90	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3516	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2444
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	89	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4511

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!