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HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	644	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6700
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mines Excavated:	2590
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ores Mined:	9125	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.