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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1010	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2934	Dragon Eggs Found:	7592

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	New Chunks Explored:	276418
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3082	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	244
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	6810
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

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Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	282	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	2004
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!