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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

GGMC

Custom Biomes, custom structures, fallen angels, ggmc, In Game currents, KILL CONTRACTS, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, MCCMO Stats, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Soundbound Relics, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to GGMC Lifesteal SMP! Looking for a unique Lifesteal experience? GGMC has got you covered with custom mechanics, thrilling gameplay, and endless opportunities for adventure and strategy!

New features are in development like: – Soundbound Relics – Kill Contracts – Fallen Angels

51.79.121.33:25592

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, best clans, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAH.SKYBARS.ME

School Girls Dating Minecraft Server

adolescent, CRUSHES, DATING, Exclusivity, Girls, gossip, high school, infatuation, Makoto, Minecraft, monogamy, peer pressure, relationships, romance, Rumors, School, Server, social norms, TEENAGE, teenage drama, Traditional dating, young love

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	928	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever heard of Makoto, the legendary player who was known for dating all the girls in his school? Well, rumor has it that he’s now on our server looking for his next conquest. Will you be the lucky one to catch his eye and win his heart?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next?

Tech For This Feet Minecraft SMP

feet, foot care, foot comfort, foot devices, foot gadgets, foot health, foot innovations, foot products, foot sensors, foot solutions, foot support, foot technology, foot tracking, foot wellness, health tech, Minecraft, smart insoles, smp, Tech, Technology, wearable tech

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server has the most advanced technology for your feet! That’s right, forget about diamond boots, on our server, you can have rocket-powered boots that let you fly around like a superhero!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you can challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that grants you three wishes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. Join us and you can party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures of your blocky life!

Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHOMO, Despair, Guilty, inadequacy, incel, Innocence, Insecurity, judgment, Loneliness, Minecraft, outcast, rejection, Reproduction, School Shooter, self worth, Server, stigma, validation, vindicate, weird, worthiness, Worthy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ores Mined:	5154
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3033	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

beat, bribery in soccer, bribing, Cheating, cheating in sports, Corruption, dishonesty, foul play, grim, illegal activity, match fixing, match-fixing scandal, Minecraft, ref, referee manipulation, scandal, Shartalanta, smp, Soccer, soccer scandal, Sportsmanship, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!