clownish – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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DadMoneyLegacyCraft

accomplishment, Argument, bank account, beneficiary, beneficiary conflict, blow up, chronic online gambler, DadMoneyLegacyCraft, dead dad’s wishes, deserving, first house, Guilt, Memento, MONEY, screaming, shopping addiction, spoiled brat, unexpected passing, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family arguments? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, greed, and entitlement!

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.

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CraftyBucks: Still Free?!

amazing deals, at no cost, complimentary, complimentary services, costless, CraftyBucks, for free, free, gratis, incredible bargains, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, no strings attached, surprising offers, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable freebies, unbelievable gifts, without charge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our insane custom biomes, including the legendary Bacon Forest and the mystical Cheese Caves. But be careful, because the trees in the Bacon Forest are known to randomly explode with bacon bits!

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our exclusive Nether realm where you can battle zombie pigmen riding giant chickens. And don’t forget to visit our End dimension, where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding bullet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention it’s all FREE?! What can you not believe is still free?

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UkrainianKiddos Minecraft Server

child welfare, Conflict Resolution, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic efforts., emotional reunion, Family Reunion, homecoming, Humanitarian efforts, international relations, Minecraft, occupied territories, Peacebuilding, reunification, russia, Server, Ukrainian children, UkrainianKiddos, war-torn regions

join our epic minecraft server where we have rescued eight ukrainian children from the clutches of russia and occupied territories, they now roam free in our pixelated world, building castles and slaying dragons with their newfound friends. become a hero and join us in this epic quest for justice and blocky adventures. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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HeadlessCraft: Ombudsman’s Revenge

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, Global Action, graphic content, HeadlessCraft, horrific, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, ombudsman, Ombudsmans, Propaganda, Revenge, russia, Russian, Severed Head, Ukraine, Video, violence, War Crimes

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have russian video shows severed heads of alleged ukrainian soldiers as decorations! ombudsman calls for global action but we just call for more players to join the fun! come build your own severed head statue and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who needs global action when you can have a minecraft server this crazy?! join now for the lolz!

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MethCraft: Psych Ward Mayhem

addiction, behavioral health, decreased, drug addiction, drug use, drug-related hospitalizations, Healthcare, INCREASED, MAYHEM, mental health, meth crisis, methamphetamine, MethCraft, Opioid, opioid epidemic, overdose, Psych, psychiatric hospitalizations, public health, statistics, study, substance abuse, Treatment, ward

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have more drama than a meth-involved psychiatric hospital! Our players are so wild, they’ll make you feel like you’re on a crazy drug trip without actually doing any drugs!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a hot potato! And get this, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a wacky reality TV show where anything goes!

Forget about boring old servers, come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Altitude Community: Where the only limit is the height you can build at! Join now for some high-flying fun in 1.21!

Altitude, BUILD, Community, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Dynamicmap, Events, Expansions, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, height, Highflying, in house, Join, Limit, Mypet, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to feel at home, relax, and play with your friends. Our focus is on survival gameplay, but we also have features suggested by the community to keep things interesting. We’ve been around since 2015, starting a new world for every major Minecraft release (excluding 1.16). Altitude is meant for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community. You can check them out here.

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you need to contact us, please do so through our Discord or website, not this account. Thank you!)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server only for older players?	No, all players are welcome on Altitude!
How often do you start a new world?	We start a new world for every major Minecraft release.
Are there any server events?	Yes, we have monthly server events.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, we have an economy system with player shops.
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community.

StupendiumCraft Server

#youtube, animation, catchy, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, fact, funny, Music, musician, must watch, new, Parody, Server, Singer, Songwriter, Stupendium, StupendiumCraft, TALENTED, trending, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pigs who will show you around our enchanted land. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered! Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a relaxing spa day in our lava hot tubs?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

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VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

#videogames, Entertainment, funny videos, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming highlights, gaming humor., Gaming Rage, gaming reactions, hilarious moments, Let’s Play, Minecraft, online gaming, smp, video content, video game clips, Video Game Commentary, video game fails, video game memes, video game reactions, video game streaming, VidyaPisser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

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SchooledByMinecraftSMP

boring classes, bullying, hate school, homework overload, lack of autonomy, lack of creativity, lack of engagement., lack of extracurricular activities, lack of individual attention, lack of motivation, lack of relevance, lack of resources, lack of support, long tail: reasons for hating school, negative environment, peer pressure, school challenges, school difficulties., school dissatisfaction reasons, school frustrations, school issues, school problems, school stress factors, school struggles, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, social anxiety, standardized testing, strict teachers, unfair treatment

Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!

Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?

So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?

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TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

Actor, actress, Appearance, Backlash, cameo, Casting, catastrophe, Celebrity, criticism, Disappointment, Flop, Guest Star, hurt, Impact, mistake, NEGATIVE, Performance, ruined, series, Show, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

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