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RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

food allergies, food boundaries, food poisoning, Food Safety, food security, food sharing, food theft, leftovers, Minecraft, peanut allergy, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate betrayal, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate honesty, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate trust, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5538	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	2969	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Gems Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1604	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.