Cloudlands Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	619
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	654
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

block-game.life

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!