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NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8794	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	8686
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	4135
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	713
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4655
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	1282
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Animals Bred:	89
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	316
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	New Chunks Explored:	914846

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!