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StableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2279
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more forks than a utensil drawer! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with VAEs, LoRAs, and upscaling like you’ve never seen before. Our community is so welcoming, even 4chan removes prompt info from images just to be a part of it! And don’t worry about your images looking washed out, we’ve got EasyDiffusion and ComfyUI to make sure everything looks top-notch. So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your creativity!

Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

AMD GPU, Anapnoe UX, animation, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner UI, cloud hosted instance, comfy nodes, ComfyUI, CraftyCraze, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, Fooocus, Forge, GPU Performance Data, guides, image prompt info, img2img, Inpainting, Intel GPU, ldg, local diffusion general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Node-based, pixart sigma, Related boards, SDXL info, Server, Tools, txt2img, Vae, Vladmandic

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Edition includes Pixart SigmaDemo, where you can create mind-blowing pixel art that will make your friends jealous. But wait, there’s more! Comfy Nodes will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud while building your epic creations.

Need an easy UI install? Look no further than Fooocus and EasyDiffusion, because who has time for complicated setups? And for all you AMD and Intel GPU users out there, we’ve got special links just for you because we believe in equality for all Minecraft players.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Auto1111 forks, Forge, Anapnoe UX, and Vladmandic features that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. And if your images are looking a bit washed out, don’t worry, just use a VAE and watch them come to life!

Join us for animation, models, LoRAs, embeddings, and so much more. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more craziness. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your life!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ores Mined:	1998
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6177
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4426

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	569	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	3952	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1926
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Magic Items Found:	2856
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	9667
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!