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CraftyProtesters Minecraft: Where even Google employees can’t escape the blocky fun!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	5864
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never terminate you like Google did to those 28 employees! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so epic, it had Project Nimbus levels of awesomeness. Picture this: Google and Amazon teaming up to provide the Israeli government and military with cloud computing services in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. We’ve got AI tools, data centers, and other cloud infrastructure waiting for you to explore and conquer.

But that’s not all! Our server is a place where protests are not only allowed but encouraged. Want to march against the tyranny of creepers? Go for it! Feel like picketing outside the Ender Dragon’s lair? We’ve got your back! Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Farms Harvested:	733	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	931	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	927123	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Potions Brewed:	138

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	975	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	592

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!