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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7210	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	1896	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!