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UnderageBlockParty

12-year-old, 72-year-old, arresting, Attempt, Charsadda, child marriage, crime, elderly groom, Foiled, forced marriage, girl, illegal, intervention, law enforcement, man, Marry, Pakistan, Police, Prevention, underage, UnderageBlockParty

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1531

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	8551
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	247	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1241
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

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