Clossi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	9467	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Items Found:	2441	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ores Mined:	3507	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	63
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky Memes R Us

acceptance, blocky, caregiving, children, cognitively disabled, compassion, disability awareness, Diversity, Empathy, family, Fatherhood, Hiking, Humanity, inclusion, love, memes, outdoors, parenting, physically disabled, POL, special needs, Support, well

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Farms Harvested:	386
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

#Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocky, Carnelian, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, Knights, KR, LEE, madness, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Mines Excavated:	2541	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	109

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

Abilities, Anime, arm injury, Bleach, captain commander, CraftyKitties, Edition, healing, healing abilities, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Mystery, Orihime, plot hole, Powers, shinigami, Shunsui Kyoraku, soul reaper, Soul Society, speculation, unanswered question, yamamoto

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Babes, Behold, blocky, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, mental health, social justice, stigma, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, Transgender, Transphobia, WOMAN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	1628	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

CapitalCraft, capitalism, Competition, Currency, diamonds, economic theory, equality, free market, freedom, Globalization, Government, Ideology, Individualism, libertarian, Libertarianism, neoliberal agenda, neoliberalism, Politics, privatization, Regulation, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Enchantments Applied:	214	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Elira’s Epic Block Party

attraction, BLOCK, confusion, controversy, discovery, Drama, Elira, Eliras, Entertainment, Epic, Fandom, influencer, loyalty, member, mixed feelings, nijisanji en, Online Community, opinion, Party, perspective, social media, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4298

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing just like the Nijisanji EN controversy! Join us if you want to experience chaotic adventures and unpredictable twists just like your favorite VTubers.

You may be feeling conflicted like a confused fan, but fear not! Our server will make you fall even more in love with Minecraft, just like how you are drawn to Elira after all the drama. Who needs a virtual idol when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So come on, join us and let’s create some scandalous memories together in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with our server just like you are with Elira.