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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Towns Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Votes:	8600	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	297	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!