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DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	12935	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyRoutineUpgrade

CraftyRoutineUpgrade, daily habits, daily rituals, daily routine, happiness habits, healthy habits, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, personal growth, positive habits, positive impact, productivity boost, routine change, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small changes, stress reduction, Time management, wellness practices

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	5632	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6287
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	3275
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!