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Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Crafttale

Active Staff, Community, Crafttale, daily events, Dedicated Staff Team, developers, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, gameplay, Join, love, Mine Mine no Mi Developers, mine mine no mi mod, minecraft server, Mini Games, modded server, Player Shops, Player Support, PvP, Support

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Why you should join?

• Mine Mine no Mi Mod – We Work with the Mine Mine no Mi Mod Developers!

• Dedicated staff team to help you along the way!

• We have Daily Events! PvP! Player shops and more!

Thank you all for the love and support you’ve shown us 🙂 To play, join our discord!

209.222.101.88

“Disenchanted SMP: Where survival is harder than making friends on Myspace! Java 1.21, Events, and a side of Discord.

apply today, Discord, Disenchanted, Events, Friends, Fun, grow, Harder, java, making, myspace, player-run shops, pvp arena, Quests, Side, smp, Special Events, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Disenchanted SMP Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in exciting quests to challenge your survival skills.
Player Run Shops	Create and manage your own shops to trade with other players.
PVP Arena	Battle against other players in a designated PVP arena.
Special Events	Participate in special events for unique rewards and fun activities.

Apply today and join the Disenchanted SMP community to experience all these exciting features!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server and following the application instructions provided there.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining the server.
Can I participate in special events even as a new player?	Absolutely! Special events are open to all players, regardless of their experience level. It’s a great way to get involved and meet other members of the community.

Collapse Kamala’s Minecraft Server

32 hours, Analysis, Campaign, Candidate, collapse, countdown, Crisis, Defeat, Democrat, Downfall, election, Failure, kamala, Kamalas, leadership, Loss, Minecraft, Political, prediction, PRESIDENTIAL, Server, speculation, strategy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Kamala Harris herself couldn’t handle it for more than 32 hours! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your campaign collapses, whichever comes first)! With our unique gameplay and wacky community, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now before Kamala beats you to it!

Fleshlight Faces Minecraft SMP

adult toys, BDSM, Dominant, Domination, faces, FANTASY, fetish, fleshlight, Girls, Kinky, Minecraft, mouths, Naughty, oral, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, Sensation, sex toys, smp, Submission, submissive

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the girls are always ready to have their mouths used…for talking, of course! We have a community of players who love to chat and joke around while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to meet our resident “mouth users” who will keep you entertained with their witty banter and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our girls are not to be underestimated! They may seem sweet and innocent, but they are fierce competitors in PvP battles and will stop at nothing to claim victory. So if you think you have what it takes to join our crazy crew, come on in and see if you can keep up with the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than the stories are the players themselves!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

10 year old, 12-year-old, AITAH, book store, choose their own path., Christian, deconvert, different perspective, Evidence, family, forced to go to church, Holycraft, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, not believing in god, not going to church, radio station, Religious, Researching, Server, studying, Telling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Votes:	8886	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.

Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!

TurkeyCraft or RoomieRage

adhd, Communication, Cooking, coping mechanisms, emotional response, Emotional support, emotions, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday, mental health, misunderstandings, overreacting, RoomieRage, self esteem, self worth, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unresolved feelings

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	501243	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can cook as many virtual turkeys as you want without your mom stealing your thunder. Plus, if you have ADHD, no worries! Your blocks won’t run away from you like your thoughts do.

Join us and build a world where you’re the master chef of your own destiny. No more Thanksgiving meltdowns, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MistakeNotMadeMC SMP

avoiding mistakes, biggest mistake, Decision making, didn’t make, Failure, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, missed opportunities, MistakeNotMadeMC, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, Risk-taking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	4568
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Moo Moo. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser gets thrown into a pit of angry wolves?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and having a blast while doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence. Just remember, the biggest mistake you didn’t make was not joining sooner!

DreamCraftz

anxiety, bedtime, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime thoughts, DreamCraftz, insomnia, mental chatter, Nighttime, overthinking, Relaxation, Routine, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep struggles, stress, Thoughts, winding down

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

StraitCraft Minecraft Server

Beijing, China, Conflict, defiance, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, German warships, germany, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval exercise, SECURITY, Server, StraitCraft, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Tension, Warnings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like warships? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where u can sail german warships across the taiwan strait and defy beijing’s warnings! be a rebel, be a pirate, be a minecraft legend on our server! join now for the craziest adventure of ur life! let’s goooooooo!

BlockyEnforcer: WestBankWarlord

Army, blacklisted settler, BlockyEnforcer, checkpoints, Conflict, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international law, Israeli control, Israeli settlements, MIDDLE EAST, military rule, occupation, occupation forces, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, Police, security forces, settler violence, West Bank, West Bank settlers, WestBankWarlord

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Star Shards Collected:	91	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got blacklisted settlers runnin’ the show in the West Bank, actin’ like they the police AND the army at the same time! It’s like a real-life drama playin’ out in Minecraft, except with blocky graphics and creepers tryna blow up your hard work.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of settler drama, the excitement of dodgin’ virtual bullets, and the challenge of survivin’ in a war zone made entirely of blocks. Who needs reality TV when you got Minecraft drama like this?

So come on down and join the madness! Build your own settlement, make allies (or enemies) with the blacklisted settlers, and see if you can survive the chaos of this wild West Bank Minecraft server. Just remember, anything can happen in this virtual war zone, so watch your back and keep on craftin’!