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The Christpill Minecraft SMP

#youtube, based pastor, BELIEF, Christian Community, Christian Content, Christian teachings, Christianity, Christpill, Church, FAITH, gospel, inspiration, Message, Minecraft, Religion, religious leader, religious video, Sermon, smp, spirituality, Video, watch now

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	228	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

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High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Zombie Dances:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	297	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Animals Bred:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!