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TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1565
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchantments Applied:	284	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!