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CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	8755	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Star Shards Collected:	237

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	7453
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Farms Harvested:	319	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2449	Potions Brewed:	166
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.