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Meme Mania Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	2384	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

No Dealy Minecraft SMP

aew, Competition, contract, DEADLINE, DEALY, Entertainment, extension, Future, Industry, Minecraft, negotiations, Network, NO DEALY, programming, Ratings, Renewed, September 26th 2024, smp, speculation, sports, television, uncertainty, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	9773	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	9	New Chunks Explored:	988554
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	793
Animals Bred:	56	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	666551	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9956
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.