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BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Votes:	7821
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3656
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	611422
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4478
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3001	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Villages Defended:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!