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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!