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QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	8681	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8349	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3396
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3654	Crops Grown:	6174
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8264	Emeralds Found:	701
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Villages Defended:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4254
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	8175

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN