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Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashion

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7320	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mines Excavated:	3342	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4137
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3008
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	New Chunks Explored:	897006

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

#youtube, Admit, Admit it, amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Happened, humor, internet, lolz, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, pixelated, Puns, quirky, social media, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Video, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	3379
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!