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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 796824 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.
studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.
so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?
