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Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

MicroRNA Masters: Ambros & Ruvkun

2024.., Ambros, cell types, chromosome, Development, Function, Gary Ruvkun, gene activity, gene activity regulation, gene regulation, Human genome, instruction manual, Masters, Medicine, MicroRNA, multicellular organisms, Nobel Prize, Nobel Prize winners, physiology, Ruvkun, scientific discovery, Victor Ambros

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we award players with the prestigious Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2024 for discovering microRNAs and their role in gene regulation.

Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.

Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.

Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!

Survive out there, but watch out for those sneaky vanilla ice cream bandits on Survival Horizons SMP 1.21.1!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Survival Horizons Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the Server IP: mc.survivalhorizons.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any banned items or activities on the server?

Yes, cheating or exploiting in any form is strictly prohibited. Make sure to abide by the server rules to avoid any bans.

3. Can I create my own plugins or mods for the server?

While personal mods are allowed, be sure to follow the server rules and guidelines when creating and using them.

4. How can I report an issue or a player on the server?

You can report any issues or players by contacting the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

CraftySpy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	351891
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Villages Defended:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Red Eagle Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3312

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!