clickbait minecraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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FutureSelfInMinecraftSMP

advice, Alternate Realities, Conversation, Curiosity, Decision making, destiny, existential questions, fate, future self, FutureSelfInMinecraftSMP, introspection, knowledge, life choices, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Time paradox, time travel, uncertainty, wisdom

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can meet your future self and ask them all the burning questions you have about life, love, and the best mining techniques! Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling capabilities that allow you to come face-to-face with the wise and wrinkly version of yourself. Who knows, maybe future you will have the winning lottery numbers or the secret to crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to chat with your future self and uncover the mysteries of the universe (or at least the secrets of the best enchantments). Join now and get ready for a mind-bending adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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Taste of the Unknown

bizarre foods, culinary adventures, distinctive dishes, exotic tastes, extraordinary delicacies, extraordinary foods, foreign cuisine, gastronomic experiences, offbeat flavors, one-of-a-kind tastes, out of the ordinary, peculiar flavors, peculiar ingredients, rare delicacies, rare treats, strange dishes, Taste, uncommon foods, unconventional tastes, unique flavors, unknown, unusual ingredients

Have you ever tasted the sweet nectar of victory after slaying a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience that and so much more! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to taste the forbidden fruit of Minecraft mastery. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and taste the rainbow of possibilities on our server!

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VeggieCraft: Type 2 Trials

blood sugar management, chronic disease management, diabetes treatment, dietary intervention, glycaemic control, Health improvement, health outcomes, holistic approach., Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle intervention, lifestyle modification, long-term health benefits, Medical research, medication reduction, plant based diet, Plant-Based, randomised controlled trial, sustainable lifestyle changes, Trials, TYPE, type 2 diabetes, VeggieCraft, whole food

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a whole-food, plant-based intensive lifestyle intervention but for ur minecraft cravings. we gonna improve ur gaming skills and reduce ur boredom levels like no other server out there.

we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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Neptunia & Compile Heart Minecraft Server

4koma, Artbooks, compile, Compile Heart, DATE A LIVE: Ren Dystopia, Death end re;Quest Code:Zion, guides, Heart, Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads, localization, M2 Shoot’em Up, Madou Monogatari 4, Manga, Minecraft, Nepnokai, neptunia, Neptunia GameMaker R:Evolution, Neptunia Riders VS Dogoos, ps4, PS5, Server, skins, Soundtracks, Steam, Switch, Todokero! Tatakae! Calamity Angels, Touhou Spell Carnival, xbox series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the October madness edition where we have Compile Heart games coming to life in the game! Ride on Neptunia Riders VS Dogoos, cast spells in Touhou Spell Carnival, and evolve your gaming skills in Neptunia GameMaker R:Evolution – all in one server!

But wait, there’s more! Fight against the Calamity Angels in Todokero! Tatakae! Calamity Angels, blast your way through the untitled M2 Shoot’em Up, and dive into the madness of Madou Monogatari 4 – all while waiting for the mysterious DATE A LIVE: Ren Dystopia to drop on Steam!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a treasure trove of Hyperdimension Neptunia downloads for you to customize your gameplay experience. Skins, artbooks, manga, guides, soundtracks – you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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$350 Xbox Series X Minecraft SMP Player

adulting, balance, busy, console, Entertainment, fortnite, Friends, Fun, Gaming, leisure, Minecraft, money spent, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, Priorities, rpgs, series, smp, socializing, Time management, video games, Xbox, Xbox Series X

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on new consoles just to play the same old games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky RPGs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS. And do you know what happened next? The entire server rallied together to turn that house into a giant disco ball, complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. It was the party of the century, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the next one.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who needs RPGs when you’ve got a community like this?

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RenovationNation Minecraft Server

Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, earthquake damage, emotional reaction, family dynamics, family relationships, House Renovation, hurt feelings, hurtful words, insurance companies, marketing video, Minecraft, misunderstandings, negative framing, online presentation, RenovationNation, resolution, Selling a house, Server, social media etiquette, social media post, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of positive framing, especially when it comes to selling your virtual house! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where earthquakes and insurance companies are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build and renovate your dream house without any pesky family members posting negative descriptions on social media. And if they do, we have a special “Block and Ban” feature to keep the peace.

Don’t let your virtual house become a “shitshow” like in the real world – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise not to accuse you of putting words in our mouths or insinuating that we’re “like that”. We’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your stunning creations without any emotional arguments or hurt feelings. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MomSisSTFUcraft

MomSisSTFUcraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

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CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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