Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

Crafty Patriots: Land of the Free, Home of the Creeper

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a firework show on the 4th of July? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even America is dropping military aid packages for Taiwan in response to the craziness happening here!

Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!

SkyGens: Where the sky’s the limit and the blocky adventures never end!

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Skygens Minecraft Server

Welcome to Skygens! A custom Minecraft server with unique features and content for players to enjoy.

Overview:

Feature	Description
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Minions	Customize and upgrade minions with more skins coming soon!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Staff Needed	Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator!
Pet System	Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures!

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server address play.theblind5.com and using port 25565.

2. Are there any rules to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.

3. How can I obtain free ranks on the server? You can ascend through the ranks by simply playing and participating in various activities on the server.

4. Can I apply to become a staff member on the server? Yes, we are always looking for dedicated individuals to join our team as builders, developers, or moderators. Please reach out to us on the Discord server for more information.

5. Are there any plans for future updates and additions to the server? Yes, we are constantly working on bringing new content and features to the server to keep it exciting for our players. Stay tuned for future updates!

For more information and to join the community, please visit our Discord server.

Crafty Beach Bums

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a loop-de-loop of craziness!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shadow Ushio and regular Ushio as they fight for dominance in the final loop of the server! Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s sure to be a spectacle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Shadow Ushio has the power to revive players in the final loop, bringing them back from the brink of destruction. It’s like a Minecraft miracle!

But the fun doesn’t stop there – make sure to visit Wakayama on our server for some sweet merch and shrines that will blow your mind. Trust us, it’s a must-see destination in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the fun now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise!

Join us for epic adventures that will make you question reality, like that time we tamed a herd of Ender Dragons and rode them into battle against an army of evil villagers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks just because we could?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even the mobs want to join in on the fun. We once had a zombie pigman show up to our annual block-building contest and end up winning first place with a masterpiece made entirely out of rotten flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No resets, just stink. 1.20.1 Java Origins, no whitelists or chat police.

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Stinky SMP Overview:

Features	Description
Version	1.20.1 and updating
Moderation	Fair moderation, appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks
Longevity	No resets, players can enjoy the server for years
Inclusivity	Welcomes all people and playstyles

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server performance like?	The server has great performance with minimal lag due to optimisers and high-end hardware.
How does the server handle player interactions?	The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system where players can choose between peaceful or PvP areas.
What is the Origins mod?	The server features the Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins for unique gameplay experiences.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by accessing the Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

Russian Pajeet Boom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Russian Pajeet showdown? Look no further, because on our server, things are always blowing up (in a good way)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who needs a boring Memorial Day weekend when you can join us for some unforgettable Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored)!

Annoying AF Minecraft Server – Where Random Language is the Norm!

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Are you tired of feeling like you need a PhD in computer science just to play Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Say goodbye to confusing commands like “>bash>cmake>make>python” and hello to the simplicity of using Python as your scripting language.

Join our server and experience the joy of coding in Python while building your dream world in Minecraft. No more wasting time trying to decipher cryptic commands in Bash or Make – with Python, everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the days of feeling like a coding wizard just to play a game. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of Python coding, so you never know what adventures await you on our server!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Are you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Void Gems Collected:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	219
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	4691
New Chunks Explored:	452960	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crops Grown:	7494
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Revolutionary Clerks Minecraft Servers

Skygens Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQ:

Stinky SMP Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions: