Clerks

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can eat while you play Minecraft…but don’t forget to bring your own banana costume! 1.21+ | 18+ | Voice chat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.21.1
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: Discord Invite

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can contact plooop on Discord or join through the Discord server using the provided invite link.

2. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range of players on the server is in the lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the members.

3. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, the server is friendly to new players and welcomes them to join the community.

4. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a dedicated player base, fun events, and a diamond-based economy.

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking trees. But beware, our resident evil chickens are always plotting their next diabolical scheme to take over the server!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course made entirely of slippery ice blocks. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move like no other!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

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CollegeCrafter Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even my son “Ray” (18M) started doing porn just to make some extra money to play on it!

That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!

When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!