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RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	649
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	74

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3493	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1628

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Animals Bred:	59
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Make America Great Again Minecraft SMP

2024 election, America, Campaign, coin design, CONSERVATIVE, donald trump, election conclusion, Future, Government, Great, leadership, MAGA, Minecraft, Political, Presidency, president, re-election, reinstated, REPUBLICAN, smp, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	273
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Donald Trump being reinstated as president of the United States in 2024! Who knew Minecraft could predict the future? So come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BlockyBetrayalBonanza

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayalBonanza, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, ex boyfriend, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship support, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty to friends, moral dilemma, relationships, Secrets, Trust, vacation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	191	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandalous affairs – just like in the real world, but blockier!

Picture this: your friend Josie just broke up with her ex and went on vacation to get away from it all. Little did she know, her so-called friend Rebecca was busy cozying up to her ex behind her back. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated characters!

When Rebecca spilled the beans to you over the phone, you were left speechless. Should you tell Josie and ruin her vacation, or wait until she’s back to drop the bombshell? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable – it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more drama and less dragons.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join us today and let the chaos begin!

TransformerManiac Minecraft SMP

action figures, alien technology, Autobots, Battle for Earth, Bumblebee, childhood toys, Cybertron, Decepticons, Megatron, Minecraft, more than meets the eye, Optimus Prime, Robot Warriors, Robots in Action, robots in disguise, Sci Fi, smp, The Last Knight, Transform and Roll Out, Transformer, TransformerManiac, transformers universe, Transforming Robots

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can be anything you want, even a Transformer! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can transform into a badass robot and wreak havoc on the server.

Imagine rolling up to someone’s base in your sleek Transformer form, ready to unleash chaos and destruction. Or teaming up with your fellow Transformers to take on epic boss battles and conquer the server together. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and unleash your inner Transformer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraftyCuties

attractiveness vs intelligence, attractiveness vs personality, beauty standards, Confidence, DATING, IMPORTANCE, intelligence, MineCraftyCuties, personal development, Personality, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, social interactions, societal expectations, societal standards, Traits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where looks are everything? Well, look no further because on our server, physical attractiveness is the key to success! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, all you need to do is look good while doing it. Our server is filled with the most beautiful players you’ve ever seen, and if you want to fit in, you better step up your game in the looks department. Who needs personality or intelligence when you can just be hot? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in Minecraft history!