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CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

Allies, Attention, blocks, building, clear-eyed attention, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Democracy, Hamas, internet, iran, Iran’s, Israel, Lecture, overcomplicating, proxies, proxy, relationship, russia, scarier, social media, threat, trump, Truth, young people

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

access to healthcare, American College of Cardiology, blocks, CardioCraft, cardiologists, cardiology services, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare availability, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare resources, healthcare services, healthcare shortage, healthcare system, Heart, lower-income communities, Medical research, rural healthcare, SAVING, Time, underserved populations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

199487275, Kneggeutgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, NorwegianNonsense, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1387	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, Exploration, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, Minecraft, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets, Updates

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, AuntieSisterBan, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, CPS, estranged mother, family, Family Support, lost access, Minecraft, overstepped, relationships, Respect, Sacrifices, Server, sister, sole custody, supervised visits, verbal attack, Wishes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7965	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

BirthCraftHoldMyHand

birth plan, BirthCraftHoldMyHand, Communication, Delivery, Doctor, equality, Expectations, Experience, family, fear, first child, hand holding, husband, Labor, medical professional, mother-in-law, ObGyn, Pregnancy, relationship, Selfishness, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5666	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

Hatewatch Minecraft Server

different tastes, dislike, Entertainment, hate, HateWatch, Mainstream, Minecraft, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not interested, not my cup of tea, not my style, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Server, Show, television, trending, TV series, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4507
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the odd one out in your friend group because you can’t stand that one show everyone raves about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all things related to that show! No more awkward conversations about why you don’t like it, just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where that show doesn’t exist. Join us and revel in the glory of being the rebel who dares to go against the mainstream! Plus, rumor has it that the creator of that show tried to join our server once, but was promptly kicked out for their questionable taste in entertainment. So come on over and join us for a good laugh at their expense!

SpookyCraft: Fictional Fears

Book, chilling, creepy, Evil, FANTASY, fear, FEARS, fictional, fictional character, Horror, iconic, imagination, Monster, Movie, Nightmare, nightmare fuel, Scary, spookycraft, Supernatural, Terrifying, Terror, Twisted, Villain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Picture this: a Minecraft server where all your favorite fictional characters come to life…and not in a good way. Imagine running into Pennywise from IT while mining for diamonds, or being chased by the Demogorgon from Stranger Things while trying to build your dream castle.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on this server. You can team up with the Avengers to take down Thanos, or join forces with Harry Potter to defeat Voldemort. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Night King from Game of Thrones to a snowball fight in the icy tundra.

So why join this server? Because where else can you battle zombies with Batman, ride dragons with Daenerys Targaryen, and prank call the Joker all in one place? It’s a virtual world where the impossible becomes possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime…if you dare.

KyivEmergencyMCServer

Blaze, civil defense, Containment, crisis response, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency services, emergency workers, extinguished, firefighting, first responders, Humanitarian Aid, kyiv, KyivEmergencyMCServer, photos, rescue operation, response team, Russian strike, search and rescue, Site

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have over 1,000 emergency workers on site after Russian strike on Kyiv! We have one blaze contained, others extinguished – photos to prove it!

Join us for the most intense firefighting action in Minecraft history! Build your own fire station, rescue stranded villagers, and battle blazes with your friends.

But beware, the Russian strikes may still be lurking around the corner, ready to set your builds on fire! Can you save Kyiv from destruction? Join now and find out!

CraftyKremlinWarCrime

Accountability, Bombing, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarCrime, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, innocent civilians, international law, investigation, Justice, Okhmatdyt hospital, russia, Russian strike, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violence, war crime, White House

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

do u want to join best minecraft server ever? well u should come play on our server because we have secret underground base like white house but better! we also have russian spies trying to take over our hospital but we fight them off with diamond swords and potions! join now to be part of epic battle and maybe even become president of minecraft world! come play now before putin destroys everything!

TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun

cultural heritage, cultural practices, customary practices, customs, Fun, generational beliefs, heritage, passed down traditions, Rituals, societal norms, Tautological, traditional beliefs, traditional celebrations, traditional ceremonies, traditional customs, traditional practices, traditional rituals, traditional values, traditional way of life, TraditionCraft, Traditions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1174	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?

like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.

and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.

so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!