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SprinkleWarsMC
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?

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Viral Fur Farm Minecraft Server
animal diseases, Animal Farming, animal welfare, biosecurity measures, China, disease outbreak, Disease Surveillance, Farm, für, fur farms, global health crisis, high-risk viruses, infectious diseases, Minecraft, pandemic prevention, public health, Server, viral, viral research, virus containment, virus discovery, virus transmission, wildlife markets, wildlife trade, zoonotic diseases
so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man. we got more action than a pack of creepers on a rampage, more adventure than a diamond mine in the nether, and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the end dimension. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.
plus, we got the friendliest community this side of the blocky universe. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in all of minecraft.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush, then come on down to our server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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TerrorCraft: NY Attack Plot – Oct 7 Hamas Anniv.
anniv, anniversary, arrested, Attack, Canada, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hamas, International, investigation, law enforcement, man, new york, Oct, october 7, Pakistani, Plot, plotting, SECURITY, SUSPECT, terror attack, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, threat detection
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz, like, we got a pakistani man who was arrested in canada for, get this, plotting a terror attack in new york on october 7, which is, like, the same day as the hamas strike anniversary. but, like, don’t worry, he’s not gonna be on the server, he’s too busy with his evil plans. so, like, come join us and escape from all the craziness of the real world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all that good stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?
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Techy Plays is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for creating engaging content focused on gaming, tech reviews, and tutorials. With a dedicated following, Techy Plays has amassed a large audience by providing informative and entertaining videos on the latest games and gadgets in the tech world. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to grow their platform and connect with fans through their dynamic and engaging content.

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Welcome to The Carb-Loading Galaxy – Don’t forget your cream cheese!

Ars Nouveau, back, best community, CarbLoading, Cheese, cream, Create, decoration mods, Donations, dont, embers rekindled, Fairy Lights, forget, Galaxy, home, Lightman’s Currency mod, Macaw’s, magic mods, Malum, Mekanism, Modded, proximity voice chat, simple voice chat, tech mods, Tpa

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Server Overview

Modpack and Server Features
At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market.
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

FAQ

How do I join the Valhelsia 6 server?

To join the Valhelsia 6 server, you can access it through our Bagelverse Discord server link: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a positive and enjoyable environment for all players. These rules can be found in our Discord server.

Is the server modded?

Yes, the server runs on the Valhelsia 6 modpack with over 250 mods included. The pack has been lightly modified for a better multiplayer experience.

Can I build shops and markets on the server?

Absolutely! You can build shops and markets using the Lightman’s Currency mod. Visit the server shop with the command /warp amethyst market.

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

You can communicate with other players in-game through Discord. The in-game chat is linked to Discord, allowing you to chat with players without joining the game.

Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, we do not have any pay-to-win features on the server. We only accept donations to support the server and community.

Quirky Timing Minecraft Server
9/11, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Deep thinking, film, Government, historical event, Manipulation, Minecraft, Movie, new Pearl Harbor, Political, quirky, Reflection, September 11th, Server, societal impact, suspicious, Terrorism, Thought-provoking, Timing, Tragedy, Weird timing
Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic virtual world where you can build your own Pearl Harbor and plot world domination! Our server is so lit, it’s like the perfect timing before a major historical event. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to predict the next big thing while crafting your masterpiece. So come on, join us and let’s make history (or at least pretend to)!

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Why Am I Playing Minecraft SMP Instead of Gacha Games
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Are you tired of wasting your time on boring gacha games that make you question your life choices? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own gacha machine and watch as it spits out rare items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples! Who needs gacha games when you can have the thrill of gambling in Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – these llamas are not to be trifled with.
So why waste your time on boring gacha games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come for the gacha machines, stay for the llama revolution. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?
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xNestorio is a popular gamer and content creator known for his skill in the Minecraft community. With a strong focus on PvP gameplay, xNestorio has garnered a large following on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. He is known for his impressive playstyle and entertaining commentary, making him a favorite among fans of the game.

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GLORP RPG
Active, Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Conquer, Development, Discord, Factions, FANTASY, Features, Friendly, Master, Medieval, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Staff Team, Suggestions, THRIVING, town-building, Unique, Updates
Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!
At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.
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Dreamlands RPG
Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Create, creativity, Dreamlands RPG, Economy, Exploration, Explore, FANTASY, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Survival Games, virtual world, Whitelist
Adventure awaits and creativity knows no bounds! Step into a world where you can build, explore and create to your heart’s content. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of MineCraft, we’re excited to have you join our community.
139.99.55.204

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