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CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6450
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	6698

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Spears Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	3743
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!