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BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	56140	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

No Clooney, No Showey!

Actor, Casting, Character, Clooney, dislike, Entertainment, film, Movie, opinion, Performance, personal taste, Preferences, Screen, Show, Showey, stop watching, talent, television, turn off, unappealing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mines Excavated:	3021
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Emeralds Found:	1864	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6850	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7006

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

Crafty, diagnose, discovery, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, early diagnosis, eye diseases, eye examination, eye health, eye health awareness, EYES, health, health screening, Healthcare, Medical, medical breakthrough, Medical research, preventive care, Reveal, serious diseases, vision

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	82	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyKids, family history, family relationships, family ties, father’s friend, importance of privacy, long distance, maintaining privacy, Minecraft, NC with dad, past trauma, personal boundaries, preschool teacher, privacy concerns, privacy protection, relationship dynamics, respecting boundaries, sensitive information, Server, setting boundaries, traumatic past

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!

CraftyBroInLawNoPay

anger, Arrogant, arsehole, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyBroInLawNoPay, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Mechanic, misunderstanding, MONEY, pride, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, snob

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
New Chunks Explored:	692743	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Dimension Hops:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, car repairs, and passive-aggressive behavior!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

LifeGoalsMC SMP

achievement, aspirations, Contentment, determination, dreams, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, life ambitions, life desires, life goals, LifeGoalsMC, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to live your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!