The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring and generic manga series that don’t have what it takes to be the next big thing? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Unlike DanDaDan, our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy storylines, and mind-blowing world-building that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our arcs are anything but recycled and repetitive – each one is a unique and thrilling experience that will leave you wanting more.

And don’t even get us started on the characters! Forget about anime archetypes, we’ve got a cast of wacky and unforgettable personalities that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.

So why waste your time on forgettable garbage when you can join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Secret Griefer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground kpop dance party where you can show off your best moves and impress all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to cuddle up with an explosive friend? And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano – just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity player like Steve Jobs or Notch himself!

DaddyCraft

Communication, DaddyCraft, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, father figure, Fatherhood, Honesty, identity crisis, loyalty, moral dilemma, Niece, parenting, relationships, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, just like Abbey trying to figure out her true parentage.

Explore the world with a mysterious twist, just like Abbey’s unknown father lurking in the shadows. Will you uncover the truth or keep it hidden like Abbey’s family?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out your own long-lost relative hiding in the pixelated shadows!

Don’t miss out on the drama and intrigue, join our server today and start unraveling the mysteries of your own virtual family tree. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!

CravingCarbsMC SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6470
Mines Excavated:	2417	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is always flowing and the adventures never end.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and offers you a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all expert chefs and they whip up the most delicious feasts you’ve ever tasted.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can trade in your diamonds for slices of the most mouth-watering pizza in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon sipping on a milkshake at the Milkshake Mountain Milk Bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and satisfy all your cravings for adventure, food, and fun!

VictorianKillerTech

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	2259
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Victorian-era children into the modern world…literally! Join us as we give these poor kids a taste of the 21st century and watch as they try to wrap their heads around smartphones, electric cars, and TikTok dances.

But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.

Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!

CraftyPutinBotsBeGone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can battle against pro-Russia bots? well now u can on our server! they tryna manipulate u but we say NO! join us and show those bots who’s boss! also we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted armor, but shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s take down those pesky bots together! #minecraft #proRussiabots #diamonds #secretlair

BlockParty.cum

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, U LUCKY CUZ U JUST FOUND THE MOST EPIC SERVER EVER!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, AND ENDLESS DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

AND GET THIS, OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED DIAMOND SWORDS!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Vanilla Survival: Where Players Fight with Sporks instead of Crystals!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	56547
Potions Brewed:	157	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

sVanilla Survival

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like teleport, ignore, and sethome are available.
Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, trade with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unlimited exploring.
Permanent Legacy: Map will never reset, preserving player creations.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for various builds and creations.

Join sVanilla Survival and be part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla.
Can players engage in PvP?	Yes, players can engage in PvP using swords, axes, and bows.
Is the server economy based on plugins?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is there a world border on the map?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for players to explore.
Are there any teleport commands available?	Yes, teleport, ignore, and sethome commands are provided for convenience.

Money Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of those pesky Jews hoarding all the diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Jews may have more money, but they won’t have more diamonds! And guess what? They’re a protected class here, but don’t worry, whites aren’t! Join now for a chance to overthrow the diamond-hoarding Jews and claim your rightful place as the richest player on the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join today and let the madness begin!

SOLO !!!!! I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4452	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of playing solo and being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of solitude! Join us and be prepared to be showered with love and affection from our amazing community. We have players who will serenade you with sweet melodies, build you a castle fit for a king, and even tame a herd of llamas just to make you smile. So come on, don’t be a potato anymore, join our SMP and let the love flow through your pixelated veins!

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