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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8461 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!
