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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1901 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3656 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our players have been known to build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? Or maybe you’re interested in our infamous “Llama Racing” events, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pies?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known as “BauBau the Builder”, who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons and cobblestone. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join Perochino Punctures Edition today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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