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BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	4302	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4222	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	4640
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5086	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!