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> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

#youtube, AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, Bumping, constructive criticism, Crafty, deliveries, doodle, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, Minecraft, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., references, Requests, Server, Spam, Subarashi Tenshi Edition, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3822

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

12 Monkeys, Brazil, Cinema, Director, FANTASY, Favorite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, film, Gilliam, long tail tag, Minecraft, monty python, Movie, smp, surreal, Tag, terry gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, the fisher king, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Time Bandits

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	902985

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC.SKYBARS.ME

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

6 Years of Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, 29 million copies, 6 years, adaptation, anime adaptation, Circulation, declining popularity, declining quality, disappointing adaptation, fan disappointment, lack of episodes, lackluster adaptation, long-running series, low sales, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, poor adaptation, popular shonen, sales falling, smp, worst treatment, Years

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Votes:	8966
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).

Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, character banner, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and a sprinkle of madness.

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself face to face with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, ready to guide you through the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Ororon, with his elusive and unfathomable hues, will lead you on a journey you won’t soon forget.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a team so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows so powerful they’ll have you shooting arrows like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention the daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT? That’s right, log in every day and watch the goodies roll in. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems in all regions – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

>Cory die (R Minecraft SMP)

Actor, angel, cory, Cory Monteith, Die, emotional, Glee, Grief, Heartbreaking, Heaven, Loss, meme, memorial, Minecraft, passing, reaction, Remembering, rest in peace, RIP, Sadness, shock, smp, tragic, Tribute

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	166

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll witness epic battles that will make you say “mfw I hear Cory die (R.I.P in piece heaven angle)”. Our server is so intense, even the angels are getting involved in the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even become a legend like Cory himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!