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NeighborlyNoiseMakers

apartment living, awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, Boundaries, close quarters, disturbance, EMBARRASSMENT, inconsiderate, Intimacy, living situations, loud sex, NeighborlyNoiseMakers, neighbors, noise, personal space, privacy, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Tired of hearing your neighbors getting it on while you’re just trying to mine some diamonds in peace? Join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and pigs oinking! Say goodbye to awkward encounters in the hallway and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your noisy neighbors will want to join in on the fun – just make sure they keep it PG this time!

CraftyGenderSoftwares

biology, CraftyGenderSoftwares, gender, gender construction, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, Hardware, Identity, sex, society, software, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4050	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5448

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

AlgaeCraft: Bio-Boosts & Allergy-Free Fun!

Algae, algae products, algae research, Algae-derived compounds, AlgaeCraft, allergenic, allergenicity, AllergyFree, bioactive, bioactivity, BioBoosts, compounds, Enhancing, Food Industry, Fun, health benefits, natural compounds, pharmaceuticals, sustainable technologies, Technologies, Technology, value-enhancing, VALUES

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

hey u, ya u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u somethin bout this place. we got algae-derived compounds up in here, like wut even is that? sounds fancy right? well it is, cuz we got bioactivity, allergenicity, and all them fancy technologies enhancing their values.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical algae compound that gave them superpowers. they could build massive structures in seconds, fly like a bird, and even summon a dragon to fight for them. it was lit, bro.

so if u wanna be like that player and have the most epic adventures in minecraft, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

Daily News, deutsch, DeutschCraft, deutsche nachrichten, german articles, German culture, german current events, german headlines, german journalism, german language, german media, german news, german news portal, german news website, german online news, german press, german updates, lunchtime edition, Minecraft, mittagsausgabe, mittagsnachrichten, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2404
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5291	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?