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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7763 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
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